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07 4 / 2016

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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07 4 / 2016

lalalalyndsey:

wolftyla:

stressed. — lemon balm tea.
bloated. — peppermint tea.
slow metabolism. — green tea.
nauseous. — ginger tea.
sleepless nights. — chamomile tea.
common cold. — elderflower tea.

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07 4 / 2016

tennants-hair:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

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07 4 / 2016

prasejeebus:

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed. 
Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:

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06 4 / 2016

brucewaynesbutt:

GET REKT

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06 4 / 2016

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

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06 12 / 2015

harrypotterconfessions: “funnyharrypotter: “ steventamayo: “ OMG. Why isn’t this a real game? I want to print it out and play! ” I think I’ve posted too many of these Potter Drinking games… :/ ” Bout to play this by myself ”

harrypotterconfessions:

funnyharrypotter:

steventamayo:

OMG. Why isn’t this a real game? I want to print it out and play!

I think I’ve posted too many of these Potter Drinking games… :/

Bout to play this by myself

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06 12 / 2015

remindsyouofinocence:

goodness, she looks like ellen pompeo in this picture

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05 12 / 2015

dadwavestation:

i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day

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